Think twice before u actually start wif this :>
VIEWING THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS INDICATES YOUR AGREEMENT AND ACCEPTANCE OF THE TERMS. IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT, DO NOT USE OR EVEN VIEW IT.
YOUR representations include:
YOU are a human being.
YOU understand chinese writing.
YOU are an adult(recommended for year 21 n above) OR at least posses a mature thinking.
YOU affirm viewing IQ tests question from the internet does not violate local laws.
YOU agree to hold harmless GavinTTS from any claims, or expenses for breach.
YOU hereby acknowledge that you are not offended by revealing your stupidity.
CAUTION:
1.This is for fun purpose only.
2.Only try this when u have ntg better to do. ^^
3.Readers of this page had been proven to show syndromes of headache,depression,crazy,etc.
4.Reader is advised to stop n continue later or never if any of the syndromes stated above shown.
SINCE NO 1 INTERESTED OF SOLVING THIS, N MY BELOVED FRENS R DYING TO KNOW THE ANSWER, I MADE THE DECISION TO REVEAL ALL THE ANSWER ^^
1.一只毛毛虫,过一条没桥的河,它怎么过去?
变成蝴蝶飞过去
2.什么情况一山可容二虎?
老虎夫妻
3.为什么白鹭莺总是缩者一只脚睡觉？
因為如果两只脚都缩起来，会跌倒
4.动物园中，大象鼻子最长，鼻子第二长的是什么？
小象
5.在三国演义当中，那里一个人物跑最快？
曹操
6.什么布剪不断?
瀑布
7.在一次考试中，一对同桌交了一模一样的考卷，但老师认为他们肯定没有做弊，这是为什么？
因为他们交白卷
8.书店买不到的书是什么书?
遗书 秘书
9.什么样的水不能喝？
薪水
10.你在学校学到的知识越多，什么就会少？
不知道（这就是答案）
11.一只瞎了左眼的山羊,在它左边有一块牛肉,在它右边有一块猪肉,请问它吃哪一块?
羊不吃肉的
12.为什么现代人越来越言而无信?
因为打电话比写信方便
13.人最怕屁股上有什么东西?
一屁股的债
14.什么水取之不尽用之不竭？
雨水 海水
15.为什么有个家医院从不给人看病？
兽医院
16.什么人生病从来不看医生？
瞎子,因為都看不到
17.什么东西人们都不喜欢吃?
吃亏
18.飞机在天上飞，突然没油了，什么东西先掉下来？
油针
19.黑鸡厉害还是白鸡厉害?为什么?
黑鸡，因为黑鸡能生白蛋,白鸡不能生黑蛋
20.黑头发有什么好处？
不会晒黑
21.为什么一瓶标明剧毒的药对人却无害？
不要喝就沒事
22.离婚的主要起因是什么？
结婚
23.人从一个五十米高的大厦上跳楼自杀，重重的摔在了地上，为什么没被摔死?
半空中心臟衰竭就死了
24.如果有机会让你移民,你一定不会去哪个国家?
天国
25.睡美人最怕的是什么?
失眠
26.小红口袋里原有１０个铜钱，但它们都掉了，请问小红口袋里还剩下什么?
一个破洞
27.两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多?
狗不会出汗
28.牙医靠什么吃饭?
口
29.哪项比赛是往后跑的?
拔河
3o.冬天里，不通过加热，如何才能把冰立刻变成水？
拿掉'冰' 的两点就变成水
Only 30 simple n fun question, answers will b given whenever question is answer correctly. ^^
Try it out LOLZ~~~~
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Devil's Diary
After long waited n finally here comes my blog. Juz an introduction so far. I always believe in the chinese line of 勉強沒幸福(which means no happiness comes by force). Tat's y it took me almost 2 months to give this a thought after my frens ask me to write 1 since i dun like to give false hope to others for waiting to read my blog.
I'm a scorpio,and believe it or not i do expect tat most of my characters affected by my signs. I love to stay down n think bout things happen ard alone. N tis actually tells those who r viewing my blogs to expect alot more thoughts sharing+brainstorming session+life sharing coming up next for my blog.
Things not going smooth for the past whole week,i had juz finished up 3 stupid n meaningless activities which i must do. A liltle info bout the 3 events:A Chinese New Year celebration function which suppose to b grand but din archieve the actual objective which is to intro CNY n spread out the inner meaning of the celebration(and i'm going to have post mortem of the events tonite,not to mention post mortem is not the autopsy of corpse but to review the weakness of an activity),A week of western food selling stall to b taken care of(n imagine how tiring is it to take turn from 8a.m to 2a.m where most of the ppl trying to eatsnake aka sneakaway),and last but not least the academic day of my faculty or more precisely only my institute. The academic day might seems normal but tis is the 1st time we r hosting it n it was an event prepared by 200 undergraduates(by forced) for only 80 secondary skool student,n so wat's ur oppinion?
However,the bad luk of mine doesn't seems to end. Felt so grateful tat i've finally finished the 'crazy' week n going to have one week break b4 tests coming. But the day start off wif the breakdown of my handphone charger(the 2nd 1 for this semester,is it the problem of samsung brand?n i have to spend hours bugging my fren to borrow me the charger n finally realize i should juz call bak n ask my dad to buy 1 n send it to me) and my groupmate for the boring academic day din submit the report they suppose to hand in today and so i have to finish it up myself n meanwhile crapping a lil for my new lovely blog n waiting for my dinner from nitemarket.
I will remember the day though,looking forward to meet my hometown frens the coming wednesday. Even though it will b a rushy day for me again. Felt kinda left out for not being able wif them for the last few events. Sigh. Sry guys~~ Not purposely not joining,but really can't make it. Anyway i think tat's all for the 1st blog. Enjoy~~(^.^)
p/s:to all those long-waited for my blogs,here's it.will try to update as frequent as i can.n believe me u will soon get bored of reading my life's story.lolz~~~
I'm a scorpio,and believe it or not i do expect tat most of my characters affected by my signs. I love to stay down n think bout things happen ard alone. N tis actually tells those who r viewing my blogs to expect alot more thoughts sharing+brainstorming session+life sharing coming up next for my blog.
Things not going smooth for the past whole week,i had juz finished up 3 stupid n meaningless activities which i must do. A liltle info bout the 3 events:A Chinese New Year celebration function which suppose to b grand but din archieve the actual objective which is to intro CNY n spread out the inner meaning of the celebration(and i'm going to have post mortem of the events tonite,not to mention post mortem is not the autopsy of corpse but to review the weakness of an activity),A week of western food selling stall to b taken care of(n imagine how tiring is it to take turn from 8a.m to 2a.m where most of the ppl trying to eatsnake aka sneakaway),and last but not least the academic day of my faculty or more precisely only my institute. The academic day might seems normal but tis is the 1st time we r hosting it n it was an event prepared by 200 undergraduates(by forced) for only 80 secondary skool student,n so wat's ur oppinion?
However,the bad luk of mine doesn't seems to end. Felt so grateful tat i've finally finished the 'crazy' week n going to have one week break b4 tests coming. But the day start off wif the breakdown of my handphone charger(the 2nd 1 for this semester,is it the problem of samsung brand?n i have to spend hours bugging my fren to borrow me the charger n finally realize i should juz call bak n ask my dad to buy 1 n send it to me) and my groupmate for the boring academic day din submit the report they suppose to hand in today and so i have to finish it up myself n meanwhile crapping a lil for my new lovely blog n waiting for my dinner from nitemarket.
I will remember the day though,looking forward to meet my hometown frens the coming wednesday. Even though it will b a rushy day for me again. Felt kinda left out for not being able wif them for the last few events. Sigh. Sry guys~~ Not purposely not joining,but really can't make it. Anyway i think tat's all for the 1st blog. Enjoy~~(^.^)
p/s:to all those long-waited for my blogs,here's it.will try to update as frequent as i can.n believe me u will soon get bored of reading my life's story.lolz~~~
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)